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Words That Rhyme With Orange

February 13, 2012 Miss Snarky Pants29 Comments

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I'm Miss Snarky Pants, "MSP" if you're nasty. I live with my awesome hubby and our three cats in Florida.

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I understand you. I also didn't appreciate being blamed for that fart. At a wedding? C'mon.

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So, if you'd like to read about the adventures of my muffin top, how I accidentally insulted Alan Alda, or why I hate witty people, please, by all means, read on. Horrible people have to stick together.

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