Humor

Don’t Be Such A Ratcist!

“At the heart of ratcism is the religious assertion that God made a creative mistake when He brought some critters into being.” - Friedrich Otto Hertz's rat Most people dislike rats. For some, it's the misplaced belief that today's domestic rats are the same critters that spread the Bubonic Plague throughout Europe during the Middle… Continue reading Don’t Be Such A Ratcist!

Humor

Fear, Racism And The Church Of The Holy Crock Pot

I am a tithing member of the Church of the Holy Crock Pot. Though I dutifully praise the Crock Pot’s glories on a regular basis, take it to all the best potlucks, and actively witness to others about how the power of the Crock Pot has changed my life, it occasionally lets me down. This… Continue reading Fear, Racism And The Church Of The Holy Crock Pot

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40 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Kids

When I met my husband over eight years ago, we each had two cats - mine were female and his were male. We fell in love and, upon combining our households, became the feline version of the Brady Bunch - except I had slightly better hair than Carol Brady and our backyard wasn't covered in… Continue reading 40 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Kids