Just Four Friggin’ Lines



Just Four Friggin’ Lines is a poetry series I write for lovely people who don’t have time to read my longer humorous, satirical, political, or just plain indulgent and confessional posts. It’s poetry. Written in less than a few minutes, then printed out and photographed – so you know I didn’t tinker with it later. It’s not meant to change the world or even be any good. The poems may be serious, funny, observational, lyrical, raw or bleak. But it’s my way of saying hello and, most importantly, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines.

You can follow me,  Miss Snarky Pants here on WordPress, on Twitter @CristyCLewis, or on Instagram @dinsworth. C’mon, no matter how commitment-phobic you may be, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines.

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #1

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #2

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #3

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #4

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #5

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #6

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #7 (Coming Soon!)

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #8 (Already published. Screw the universe and its arbitrary numbering system! I adhere to my own mathematical laws.)


Miss Snarky Pants is primarily a humor and satire blog, with a little politics, embarrassing personal stories and poetry thrown in. If you enjoy the poems, try my longer, but funnier (thanks to a time-consuming process, I occasionally reward myself, called revision), humorous and satirical prose I promise to make you smile on the inside.

Unless you think Trump is doing a tremendous job as President, in which case, there are some posts you should probably avoid, or “frowning on the outside” is gonna become a thing – and you’re gonna be its pioneer.

10 thoughts on “Just Four Friggin’ Lines

  1. Hi, Miss SP – I wonder if you have gotten a chance to look at my site. If so, and you don’t think it is any good, do you have any advice on how to improve?
    As I said, I really enjoy your work, and would be open to any direction you can give. Thank you again for your time. I really appreciate it as I am sure you have a lot of correspondence to wade through.

    Janet Byrnes

    1. Hi Janet,

      I’m sorry, but I haven’t had a chance right now. I’m caring for two cats with cancer and have a lot of my plate right now. However, I will look at it as soon as I have time and will get back to you. Thanks so much for your kind words about my work; I wish I could devote more time to my blog, but my novel demands most of my writing time. Please be patient and I promise to get back to you. 🙂

    1. Sue, if you’re an executive at HBO, then yes. Absolutely. And you’re producing it! If you’re not, thanks anyway – and from your lips to God’s (or the appropriate honcho at HBO’s) ears.

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