Just Four Friggin’ Lines is a daily, weekly, completely random series for people who have the attention span of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s. People who have to cram their verse in between tweezing and waxing. Or mowing, as the case may be. There’s no judgment here; after all, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines. You, your monobrow, or whatever your situation may be are welcome.
Read, enjoy, share and contribute your own four-liner in the Comments below. Do it or I’ll give you a noogie. I triple dog dare you. C’mon, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines!
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Funnier In Writing 
Penchant for disaster
Faster slows the charm and disarmament
Hurtling towards a destiny undefined
Hold on, Boss – it might be quittin’ time!
I think I might call this, “The Broken 40-hr Record”; because I hate my job… 😛
I love the line: “Faster slows the charm and disarmament.” Yeah, you better start looking for a new job. 🙂
Looked & applied for an internal posting in a last-ditch effort to stay at an agency I love. My performance review was s’posed to happen 25 minutes ago … tick… tick… tick…
And you’re writing poetry. I’d be a nervous wreck.
Well, we can all thank my boss who’s entire basis for my review was his creeping senility and inability to acknowledge that my resentment & lack of motivation is mostly his fault for being a father figure to the Jar Jar Bitch of our office (as noted in my blog).
I’m all about IDGAF these days… it would suck to get fired but I can’t stress myself over it since it will get me nowhere. 🙂
Jar Jar Bitch! Bwhaahaahaahaa! Sorry to laugh at what I’m sure is a frustrating moment, but it’s your fault for being so damn funny about it.
Because this is the best conversation I’ve had all day, here’s a Jar Jar gift for ya: http://wp.me/p4eZuF-ip 😀
Thank you! Laughed my ass off. She’s a psycho narcissist and you’re perfectly normal.
Oh, WE are going to be really good blog buddies! 😀
I’ve met some of my best buds blogging! 🙂
P.S. this is why I started a blog! 😉
Another good one, but where’s #7? And will I get a smack in the face with a hot skillet for asking? Prolly one of those snarky things or something …
I said nothing about publishing them in numerical order. Damn you, Judy! I did it really late last night/early this morning. And I was editing all day. Can a snarky girl get a break?
No. And editing is pure joy so my heart isn’t even sad for you. I will wait as patiently as possible for #7. (I AM NOT OCD, DAMMIT!!)
Editing is pure joy? Get your ass down to Florida then. 🙂
My forte. Not EVEN kidding.
If I didn’t love you so much, I’d hate you, right now. 😉
Eyebrows grow in spurts
And since the damn tweezing hurts
I give them free range.
And baby makes four. Haiku rocks!
Hai cute!
I like your right brow
That is your mono brow
I’ve nothing against your mono brow
The trouble is, neither do you.
We don’t have noogies over here. They sound delicious. Can one eat it one. 🙂
Erm, Graham, noogies aren’t exactly something you eat. Nor can I wrap one up and mail it to you. So, curl your fingers into a fist, with your index knuckle sticking out slightly, then jam it into the side of someone’s head, rub vigorously and holler, “Noogie.” Now, technically, that qualifies as battery here in the U.S., but you Brits are much more liberal.
Oh I get it. It’s what we call taking a bleeding liberty (or worse). 😀
Hiku, fuck you!
and fuck symetry, too!
It’s about me
naturally, he he!
Your eyebrows,
They are sisters, not twins.
So says my sister
I take peace in believing her.
Thank you for following Icameforthesoup and for the challenge…Truly my younger sister said that to me while I was moaning about my eyebrows not being “exact” in their arch. Cheers! and nice to meet you 😀
Candice, that is wonderful. Bravo! Someone came to a writing challenge with a sword…
😀 I am glad you approve! And I couldn’t resist. Even though I didn’t have to write something on eyebrows, it is a topic near and dear to my heart. 😉
Or near and dear to your eyeballs, anyway! Please share again soon!
Absolutely! Thank you 😊