Poetry · Writing

Just Four Friggin’ Lines #8


Just Four Friggin’ Lines is a daily, weekly, completely random series for people who have the attention span of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s. People who have to cram their verse in between tweezing and waxing. Or mowing, as the case may be. There’s no judgment here; after all, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines. You, your monobrow, or whatever your situation may be are welcome.

Read, enjoy, share and contribute your own four-liner in the Comments below. Do it or I’ll give you a noogie. I triple dog dare you. C’mon, it’s Just Four Friggin’ Lines!

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28 thoughts on “Just Four Friggin’ Lines #8

  1. Penchant for disaster
    Faster slows the charm and disarmament
    Hurtling towards a destiny undefined
    Hold on, Boss – it might be quittin’ time!

    I think I might call this, “The Broken 40-hr Record”; because I hate my job… 😛

      1. Looked & applied for an internal posting in a last-ditch effort to stay at an agency I love. My performance review was s’posed to happen 25 minutes ago … tick… tick… tick…

      2. Well, we can all thank my boss who’s entire basis for my review was his creeping senility and inability to acknowledge that my resentment & lack of motivation is mostly his fault for being a father figure to the Jar Jar Bitch of our office (as noted in my blog).
        I’m all about IDGAF these days… it would suck to get fired but I can’t stress myself over it since it will get me nowhere. 🙂

  2. Another good one, but where’s #7? And will I get a smack in the face with a hot skillet for asking? Prolly one of those snarky things or something …

    1. I said nothing about publishing them in numerical order. Damn you, Judy! I did it really late last night/early this morning. And I was editing all day. Can a snarky girl get a break?

      1. No. And editing is pure joy so my heart isn’t even sad for you. I will wait as patiently as possible for #7. (I AM NOT OCD, DAMMIT!!)

  3. I like your right brow
    That is your mono brow
    I’ve nothing against your mono brow
    The trouble is, neither do you.

    We don’t have noogies over here. They sound delicious. Can one eat it one. 🙂

    1. Erm, Graham, noogies aren’t exactly something you eat. Nor can I wrap one up and mail it to you. So, curl your fingers into a fist, with your index knuckle sticking out slightly, then jam it into the side of someone’s head, rub vigorously and holler, “Noogie.” Now, technically, that qualifies as battery here in the U.S., but you Brits are much more liberal.

  4. Your eyebrows,
    They are sisters, not twins.
    So says my sister
    I take peace in believing her.

    Thank you for following Icameforthesoup and for the challenge…Truly my younger sister said that to me while I was moaning about my eyebrows not being “exact” in their arch. Cheers! and nice to meet you 😀

      1. 😀 I am glad you approve! And I couldn’t resist. Even though I didn’t have to write something on eyebrows, it is a topic near and dear to my heart. 😉

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