Venti Non-Fat Frappuccino with Extra Whipped Cream and Chocolate Sauce 😉
Totally not my Starbucks order but thankfully Google helped me out with “The Most Obnoxious Starbucks Drink Orders” being at the top of my results page 😛
His reply: “You know we have organic soy and almond milk now. Wouldn’t you prefer to substitute your non-fat? The economic footprint for soy is way smaller than it is for cow’s milk.”
Girl: O-M-G. I had NO idea. Thanks for the tip!! 😉
Him: That’ll be $72.50 please.
Ha! Yes! That’s why I make my coffee in a…coffee maker. At home. In a mug. Made out of some kind of ceramic material. Costs about 50 cents and I don’t even have to put on makeup or worry that I have morning breath.
Bahahaha, YES!
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Venti Non-Fat Frappuccino with Extra Whipped Cream and Chocolate Sauce 😉
Totally not my Starbucks order but thankfully Google helped me out with “The Most Obnoxious Starbucks Drink Orders” being at the top of my results page 😛
His reply: “You know we have organic soy and almond milk now. Wouldn’t you prefer to substitute your non-fat? The economic footprint for soy is way smaller than it is for cow’s milk.”
Girl: O-M-G. I had NO idea. Thanks for the tip!! 😉
Him: That’ll be $72.50 please.
Ha! Yes! That’s why I make my coffee in a…coffee maker. At home. In a mug. Made out of some kind of ceramic material. Costs about 50 cents and I don’t even have to put on makeup or worry that I have morning breath.
Bahahaha, YES!