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That Time I Almost Was Dexter

Miss Snarky Pants' First Meme - Now Go Out Into The World And Share This Gospel!
Miss Snarky Pants’ First Meme – Now Go Out Into The World And Share This Gospel!

 

Now, what size did you want that frappuccino?

7 thoughts on “That Time I Almost Was Dexter

  1. Venti Non-Fat Frappuccino with Extra Whipped Cream and Chocolate Sauce πŸ˜‰

    Totally not my Starbucks order but thankfully Google helped me out with “The Most Obnoxious Starbucks Drink Orders” being at the top of my results page πŸ˜›

    1. His reply: “You know we have organic soy and almond milk now. Wouldn’t you prefer to substitute your non-fat? The economic footprint for soy is way smaller than it is for cow’s milk.”

      1. Ha! Yes! That’s why I make my coffee in a…coffee maker. At home. In a mug. Made out of some kind of ceramic material. Costs about 50 cents and I don’t even have to put on makeup or worry that I have morning breath.

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