Comedy · Humor

Lose Weight By Taking A Sh*t. Seriously?

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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, is that you?

This is a real ad that appeared on my Facebook page today. Yes, that appears to be a turd. Specifically, the turd of someone who likes peanuts.

Upon seeing it, I immediately thought to myself, “I have to share this with my readers.” You’re probably wondering what that says about you, right about now.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

Happy Sunday!

Miss Snarky Pants

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Miss Snarky Pants is uber generous – and wants you to be benevolent, too – so SHARE this with your friends. Stop being selfish; do it now!

50 thoughts on “Lose Weight By Taking A Sh*t. Seriously?

    1. It does look a little like corn, color-wise, but it lacks the distinctive corn shape, which, as we all know, retains its shape as it leaves your bum. Except for non-corn eaters; they might not get it. But they have bigger problems…

    1. Really? The third ad didn’t communicate to you how happy, attractive and well-dressed you’d be, if you only stopped shopping for clothes in malls – where you can try them on for free – and ordered them online, in which there’s a 70%* chance that they won’t fit right, but you’ll wear them anyway because you’re too lazy to send them back.

      *completely made-up statistic

    1. I have never heard of Brown 25 and something tells me that I should probably attempt to make it through this lifetime without knowing anything else about it. Ever. Thanks for dropping by and commenting. πŸ™‚

      1. There was a Cheech and Chong skit about two mutts in a park. “I love how you added corn for texture!” was buried so deep in my psyche until your post brought it out. I wanted to add that, but somehow I didn’t remember. Hahaha.

      1. Welcome to the Muffin Top Club. Although I must warn you, some of these skinny jeans are high-waisted and totally hide my muffin top. It’s like Christmas morning every time I put them on.

      1. No, I’m serious. I’m shaking and I can’t feel my hands. My ears won’t stop ringing and all I can see is a long dark tunnel with a light at the end. Please, next time warn me when you’re going to do something like that.

  1. Turdriffic! I saw that ad too but didn’t look closely because I assumed it was some kind of right-to-life thing on the evils of abortion. Which is really worse that what it is, if it’s a turd, and in what kind of universe would that be used to promote weight loss??! Maybe I was tired that day, I don’t know. But thanks for sharing!

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