This is a real ad that appeared on my Facebook page today. Yes, that appears to be a turd. Specifically, the turd of someone who likes peanuts.
Upon seeing it, I immediately thought to myself, “I have to share this with my readers.” You’re probably wondering what that says about you, right about now.
Don’t say I never did anything for you.
Happy Sunday!
Miss Snarky Pants
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Miss Snarky Pants is uber generous – and wants you to be benevolent, too – so SHARE this with your friends. Stop being selfish; do it now!
Funnier In Writing 
BAHAHAHSDKSJHDFKSHkfhkhsdhfskhdfj
*wipes tear*
Be careful or you’ll get the squirts.
What? No corn?…
It does look a little like corn, color-wise, but it lacks the distinctive corn shape, which, as we all know, retains its shape as it leaves your bum. Except for non-corn eaters; they might not get it. But they have bigger problems…
Reblogged this on tomwisk and commented:
Apropos of my weight loss battle this is priceless.
Em, you made my Sunday. Thanks.
Good. I aim to please, Sir Wisk.
Thank you for that. I cannot unsee this post. o.O
Yeah, and I don’t think blinding you would help. Perhaps if they removed your optic nerve entirely…
I admit it. When I saw that ad, my first thought was, “Is that seriously a turd in a weight loss ad?”
As if they had to advertise the obvious. I always kinda thought it was bad mojo to recommend weight loss through laxatives, but this company obviously isn’t worried about bad karma. 😉
In one fell swoop, you’ve taught me two things: 1) I can lose weight, simply by dropping a deuce. 2) Ellen Degeneres kissed a girl. The Amazon ad below those two taught me nothing.
Really? The third ad didn’t communicate to you how happy, attractive and well-dressed you’d be, if you only stopped shopping for clothes in malls – where you can try them on for free – and ordered them online, in which there’s a 70%* chance that they won’t fit right, but you’ll wear them anyway because you’re too lazy to send them back.
*completely made-up statistic
You read so much into that! As a standard-issue guy, I pretty much had my brain derailed by the kissing women, even if one of them was Ellen.
Standing next to a man and shouting, “Women kissing each other!” is akin to standing next to a dog and shouting, “Squirrel!”
Well, crap.
You down 5 or 10 pounds, now?
😀 Twenty. Thanks for asking.
Dude! You were holding that in for a long time.
I know. It was a crappy choice. Don’t judge me.
Don’t give me a load of sh*t. Literally. It’s an old house, old plumbing…
Oh poo.
Have you ever seen “The Boob Tube”? They ran a commercial for ‘Brown 25’. Maybe that’s what it is, Brown 25.
I have never heard of Brown 25 and something tells me that I should probably attempt to make it through this lifetime without knowing anything else about it. Ever. Thanks for dropping by and commenting. 🙂
There was a Cheech and Chong skit about two mutts in a park. “I love how you added corn for texture!” was buried so deep in my psyche until your post brought it out. I wanted to add that, but somehow I didn’t remember. Hahaha.
I haven’t even read this yet and I like it!
Now, that’s an endorsement. Can you say that about my book when it, hopefully, gets published? I can see that blurb right on the front cover.
I would be honored!
Awesome! I love the idea of a novel covered in endorsements by people who haven’t read it yet, but just figure they’ll like it.
Thank you for the laugh!
Hope I didn’t make you poo your pants…or do I? Were you trying to lose weight?
I’m always trying to lose weight…LOL
Welcome to the Muffin Top Club. Although I must warn you, some of these skinny jeans are high-waisted and totally hide my muffin top. It’s like Christmas morning every time I put them on.
LOL! Thanks for sharing.
Hey, if I can’t share a sh*t with you, what good am I?
Oh, my thank you I think.
The next time anyone tells you that you’ve put on weight, just excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and when you return, ask, “Do I look thinner now? I took a sh*t.”
*snicker *snort *giggle and shake my head!
If you don’t lose weight while taking a sh*t then you’re clearly doing something wrong! 🙂
What if you’re eating while taking a sh*t? Things aren’t always brown and white, Lance. 😉
You just blew my mind.
You’re welcome.
No, I’m serious. I’m shaking and I can’t feel my hands. My ears won’t stop ringing and all I can see is a long dark tunnel with a light at the end. Please, next time warn me when you’re going to do something like that.
Man, I’m not even gonna bring up sh*t like physics with you.
Physics? Never heard of it. So I Googled it. Oh…fuck…
Yeah, that’s how I felt a few weeks back when I Googled it. So screwed…
What? One can dispose of extra food by shitting it out?! What kind of sorcery is this?! I must try this revolutionary idea immediately!
You’d better go shopping first. Sounds like your clothes are literally going to fall off of you once you take that first sh*t.
Turdriffic! I saw that ad too but didn’t look closely because I assumed it was some kind of right-to-life thing on the evils of abortion. Which is really worse that what it is, if it’s a turd, and in what kind of universe would that be used to promote weight loss??! Maybe I was tired that day, I don’t know. But thanks for sharing!
Turdriffic! That should have been my headline. Note to self: Hire Laura to write all future post headlines.