Miss Snarky Pants was a girl who never had an imaginary friend because all the imaginary friends had nice, proper children to play with – not freakishly smart, painfully thin, blabbermouths who refused to remove their Ken doll’s swimming trunks because they thought they’d go straight to Hell if they discovered what was hidden beneath. She used to love Jesus – until she found out that he was cheating on her with 2.1 billion other people. After enduring years of parochial schooling and frequent appointments with the principal’s paddle, Miss Snarky Pants grew into a freakishly smart(ass), plainfully plump, blabbermouth who became an attorney because she heard there was no math on the LSAT. She’s working on the plump part…one bowl of vegan soup at a time.
This is also the blog formerly known as Paltry Meanderings of a Taller Than Average Woman. Clearly, Miss Snarky Pants didn’t spend much time thinking about her blog name when she first began blogging or she would have come up with one that people could remember. In this blog, she blathers on about things that many people, given the chance and sufficient alcohol, also enjoy blathering on about. If you read it, no one will like you better, nor will you get any younger. However, Miss Snarky Pants will give you a prize. Maybe. Well, probably not. Her words are her gift to you.
That last statement made her an official pompous ass. And her photo makes her look like an ethereal, goth poseur who used up every last bit of eyeliner on the planet. Worst of all, talking about herself in third person on her About page makes her absolutely insufferable.
Bet you can’t wait to read more…