New Feature: The Slattern's Mind Probe
There's nothing like a good secret police interrogation. Or is there? Now, you’ve no doubt perused Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire, and have probably enjoyed Heidi Ellis's The Early Bird Catches the SPaM feature. In truth, there isn't anything new about the interview-as-blog-post format, but what the hey, I’m going to do it anyway. So even if The Slattern’s Mind Probe…
The recently Freshly Pressed (yes, for the SECOND time) Kitchen Slattern kindly interviewed me for her new blog feature: The Slattern's Mind Probe. As usual, I had to crawl out of the gutter to answer her insightful questions. Okay, I didn't manage to make it entirely out of the gutter. Anyway, enjoy and show my dear blogging buddy, The Kitchen Slattern, some blog lovin' when you're done.
It’s so nice to have company in the gutter. Care for a Little Smokie or another rum and Coke, my friend?
A humor blog for horrible people? I am SO in the right place! And a vegan? I think I just found my soul sister! lol Thanks for a good read, girlfriend. You rock. xoJulia
And I’m a horrible vegan, to boot! Thanks so much for the lovely compliments. Hope to chat with you again.
Fantastic. Some excellent answers you’ve given there, thanks for the chuckles.
Fuck-a-doodle-doo? Hmm…how can I squeeze that one into a conversation…
Just use it as you would use: “Fuckin’ A. No way, really?” And take your time. Don’t rush the syllables. It’s an art form, but I’m sure you’ll pick it up quickly.
1.Fuck-a-doodle-doo…is that a new form of yodeling?
2. On synchronized swimming try this formula –> Viking hat+bikini chainmail+Battle axe+ a Metal Opera = solid Olympic Gold.
Where were you when I was answering those questions? I had to rely on my own wits and there’s only a few of them left.
Blog Love at my place. Bring wine. http://moonbeammcqueen.com/2012/11/28/dear-oh-dear-blog-of-the-year/
Your answers were snarktastic.
I know, I know, using ‘-tastic’ as a suffix is getting rather musty, but it’s all I could think of at this late hour.
Also, I might have to use that photo for one of the Spam Chimp’s posts.