Monthly Archives: April, 2012

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Breaking news: Horse meat has been found at Taco Bell. It's about time they started putting real meat in their tacos. 2 months ago
"Rise up, O God, and save us from ourselves." - chaplain Barry Black 2 months ago
Awesome blog post on knowing you're transgender from an early age. Transman is brilliant. wp.me/p2aAPC-H6 via @adventuresoftra 2 months ago
Brilliant post by a blogging friend on acting NOW, not AFTER! Read and share! wp.me/s2y4sc-after via @wordpressdotcom 2 months ago
@carrie_rubin See. You did it again. Made me laugh. Somehow, the whole thing about not breastfeeding a speaking child is reassuring. 2 months ago

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Fictionary: Preventing The Extinction Of My Muffin Top February 28, 2013
What Is Fictionary? It’s a clever word coined by my blogging buddy, Kylie, over at The Life of Kylie, that refers to new words, phrases, or new definitions for existing words or phrases – often punny in nature – created by people like me who have way too much time on their hands. What’s more, she’s […]
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Procrastination in the Form of a Cat Poem February 21, 2013
Take that, Emily Dickinson!
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An Open Letter To Michelle Obama January 29, 2013
Dear Michelle, I am so disappointed in you. After thousands of people worked tirelessly to ensure that your husband, President Barack Obama, was again elected to the highest office in this country, you go and blow his inauguration for all of us. A week later, I’m still appalled. For a woman with such class, intelligence […]
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I Say Tomato; You Say, “What’s That?” January 23, 2013
Growing up, I was a picky eater. Tomatoes were persona non grata on my plate. Though I recognized that the “I’m-A-Fruit-Masquerading-As-A-Vegetable” meant well, I couldn’t understand why tomatoes insisted on encasing their precious seeds in something the consistency of snot. Oranges were also out of the question. If we were meant to eat them, why […] […]
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New Feature: The Slattern's Mind Probe November 8, 2012
Reblogged from Kitchen Slattern: There's nothing like a good secret police interrogation. Or is there? Now, you’ve no doubt perused Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire, and have probably enjoyed Heidi Ellis's The Early Bird Catches the SPaM feature. In truth, there isn't anything new about the interview-as-blog-post format, but what the hey, I’ […]
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Is That The Bog Of Eternal Stench Or Your Face? November 6, 2012
The other night, a small, erm, blemish appeared on my chin. Miss Snarky Pants does not get (shiver) pimples, but sometimes she talks about herself in third person, which is equally creepy. Fortunately, all superhero bloggers have their gear – and so do I. Just as Wonder Woman used her golden lasso to extract the […]
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The Church Of Vegan-Lite October 30, 2012
If being a vegan is akin to belonging to a particular religion, then I must be Catholic-Lite Episcopalian. What? you say. Vegans are nothing like Episcopalians; they’re militant, strict, judgmental – and they’re anxious to convert carnivores. Rather, vegans are the epitome of dogmatic zealots, much like the speaking-in-tongues, snake-handling, Born Again, fi […]
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My Mortal Enemy: The Elusive Chin Up October 24, 2012
You know your workout isn’t off to a great start when your husband challenges you to do a chin up and you immediately wonder, “Which chin?” Hey, it’s a serious question. Do I need to pull all of my body weight up towards a metal rod of random height and merely touch the tip of […]
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Donald Trump’s Big Secret About President Obama October 23, 2012
Unless you’ve been living in cave in North Korea, you’ve probably heard that the orange buffoon Donald Trump has a big SECRET about President Obama which he’s planning to unveil this week. During a Monday phone call with Fox and Friends, the Trumpster said, ”It’s going to be announced probably on Wednesday. But I have something very, very […] […]
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Jon Stewart Called Stephen Colbert A What?!? October 19, 2012
Every once in awhile, Karma smiles down upon you and grants you the opportunity of a lifetime. In my case, her gift was two tickets for a taping of The Daily Show in Tampa, Florida during the Republican National Convention. Now, some of you may be snickering or rolling your eyes because you’re complete and utter morons I […]
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